my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
I’m done
Smelborp for president
Smelborp has my vote
Smelborp will be the next great leader
everyone on this website is a sarcastic little shit
(Source: shalrath, via bigfatnigga)
i hate auto correct so much
i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’
i meant tomorrow
(via bigfatnigga)
ever notice that all of the teen pop sensations from the past few years have the initials JB? jonas brothers, justin bieber, joe biden
(via bigfatnigga)
a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak
(Source: stupidbabypenis, via bigfatnigga)
will give head for food
how are you gonna eat it with no head though
(via bigfatnigga)
do you think this is a fucking game
(Source: lilwildspark, via justrelaxandchill)
